Maxwell Johnson Delivered

Jessica Simpson's baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson.
So this happened.

So this happened.

HOWDY, FRIENDS.

HOWDY, FRIENDS.

Who DOESN’T love the life cycle of the celebrity baby? Bump rumors, Bump alert, Bump sizing up, First baby photo bidding wars. LOVE YOU, MAXI. xoxo.

Who DOESN’T love the life cycle of the celebrity baby? Bump rumors, Bump alert, Bump sizing up, First baby photo bidding wars. LOVE YOU, MAXI. xoxo.

Au revoir, baby bump! GIRL, it’s been real. We’re gonna miss your baby bump and bumbling comments about things like Slutty Brownies and swamp ass. Bring on the exclusive first photos of baby girl, Maxwell! BRING IT.

Au revoir, baby bump! GIRL, it’s been real. We’re gonna miss your baby bump and bumbling comments about things like Slutty Brownies and swamp ass. Bring on the exclusive first photos of baby girl, Maxwell! BRING IT.

Well, this pretty much wins, you guys. Someone mapped out Maxwell’s astrology and numerology chart. I CAN’T. 
Looks like Maxwell is destined to shake her moneymaker.
Maxwell Drew Johnson
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Maxwell Drew Johnson’s path of destiny = 82 = Hitting the jackpot. The key that is going to open a door to a fortune.
Forecast via Ed Peterson Numerology

Well, this pretty much wins, you guys. Someone mapped out Maxwell’s astrology and numerology chart. I CAN’T. 

Looks like Maxwell is destined to shake her moneymaker.

Maxwell Drew Johnson

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Maxwell Drew Johnson’s path of destiny = 82 = Hitting the jackpot. The key that is going to open a door to a fortune.

Forecast via Ed Peterson Numerology

Just think, Maxwell, one day this Google Images page is gonna be filled with pictures of you, Boo. xoxo, Everyone.

Just think, Maxwell, one day this Google Images page is gonna be filled with pictures of you, Boo. xoxo, Everyone.

Welcome to the world, Maxwell Drew Johnson! WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, GIRL.
Source: Entertainment Tonight

Welcome to the world, Maxwell Drew Johnson! WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, GIRL.

Source: Entertainment Tonight

Sisters. Sisters. There were never such devoted sisters.

Sisters. Sisters. There were never such devoted sisters.